Dear Madam or Sir:

Published January 16th, 2009

Dear Canada:

I’m tired of your cold weather.  Please take it back because it doesn’t belong this far south.

Sincerely,
Paige

Dear Chicago:

I’m sorry I complained so much about your winter weather.  It’s way better than the Canadian weather that has taken root here over the last few days.  In fact, I miss your balmy 20-degree days.  Please come back.

Sincerely,
Paige

Dear Husband:

I still blame you for making me move here.  You owe me.  An expensive gift would go a long way towards forgiveness.

Think about it.

Sincerely,
Paige

Dear Jack Daniels:

Thank you for existing.  You almost make life worth living.

Sincerely,
Paige

Dear IRS:

I don’t think I should have to pay estimated taxes this year.  I would like to assign my tax liability to any one of the idiots who caused the disaster that is our economy.  There are thousands of idiots available, so please take your pick.

Sincerely,
Paige

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