Dear Asshole Who Stole My iPhone:
Published January 6th, 2009I hope you enjoy your free iPhone. I also hope a giant hairy mole grows on the end of your nose and that you visit a doctor to remove it and the doctor tells you that he would also have to remove your entire nose to get rid of it and then you have to walk around with a giant hairy mole on the end of your nose for the rest of your life. You’ll become so depressed that you’ll sit at home watching reruns of Dr. Phil, wishing you could go back to that day in the gym when you saw an iPhone lying on the locker room floor and NOT take it.
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