Length of Search: Since Learning to Write
Pen’s Purchased This Month:
Purchase #1: Paper Mate Silhouette® Elite
Financial Cost: $6.99
Emotional Cost: Unfathomable. Infathomable? I don’t feel like looking it up
I’m sorry, but every Paper Mate pen I’ve ever tried has kind of sucked. There’s a leakage problem, first of all, and the fact that, frankly, it’s a cheap ass pen. Of course, now I have a box of, about, a thousand of them, so I can’t in good conscience throw them away.